originally posted 2009-08-15 13:32:10
Me: "We need to think about alternate propulsion methods for wheelchairs. Like, those little toy cars that you pull back and let go? Or a big swamp-boat style fan?"
Me: "Oh, god. I've got it. Dog-sled-style. Just hitch up eight of them. You know what the worst part is? Places would have to let them in! 'They're service animals!'"
Simon: "Grocery stores would adamantly NOT like that. But they really couldn't do anything about it."
Me: "I'm going to hell."